Terms of Service
last updated 2026-05-27
1. What this is
DontTrustMRR (the “Service”) lets users publish a public page displaying fake startup metrics. Nothing is verified.
2. No verification
We do not verify any numbers. You accept that all metrics are fictional.
3. Watermark
Every shareable image carries the dont-trustmrr.com/<slug> watermark. You may not remove it. There is no paid option to remove it.
4. Acceptable use
Parody and satire of public figures is allowed — that's the whole joke. No defamation, no harassment, no fraud, and no targeting of private individuals. We can remove a profile at any time.
5. Payment
All payments are one-time, no subscriptions. $1 lets you publish one fake startup; $9 unlocks unlimited, for life. Sponsor slots are a flat $1 each. All sales final — there is nothing to cancel.
6. No backlinks for sale
We do not sell links, mentions, or SEO placements.
7. Liability
Service is provided as-is. Aggregate liability capped at amount paid in the last 12 months.
8. Termination
Either side can terminate at any time.
9. Contact
10. Legal notice / Publisher
This site is published by Robin Monteiro, operating as Go To Agency. Publication director: Robin Monteiro. Contact: [email protected]. Hosting on a dedicated server. DontTrustMRR is a parody. Every metric, chart, founder, endorsement, and revenue figure shown is fictional and must not be relied upon for any decision, investment, or otherwise.