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Lihas Aignival

Minimalist, allegedly$12k/month
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“Raised at a unicorn valuation. Bought it back at a realist one.”

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TheMinimalistRound
$12k/mo

Raised at a unicorn valuation, bought it back at a realist one, framed the difference on the wall.

$25k$0May 3May 8May 13May 18May 23May 28Jun 2
GumRoyale
Owned by Teeny
-$40/mo

A marketplace that takes a cut of revenue you were never going to make anyway.

$0-$71May 3May 8May 13May 18May 23May 28Jun 2
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