The founders
Everyone who claimed a portfolio. Click through to see the lies in full.
“I was fired everywhere, so I hired myself.”
“3 startups, revenue unverified and trending toward zero. Building in private, lying in public.”
“Technoserf. Making humanity proudly uniplanetary. Sold my platform for $44 and I'm still trending toward broke. I post once a decade.”
“Built twelve startups this year. Finished the screenshots.”
“I was fired everywhere, so I hired imaginary employees.”
“Posting through the burnout. SaaS founder × 5, exits × 0.”
“Building in public. Lying in private. Currently shipping 14 AI wrappers.”
“Acqui-hired by a logo I drew myself.”
“Software was supposed to eat the world. It ate the runway first.”
“Sold three companies. In a currency I invented.”
“Seek wealth, not money. Then seek a sponsor slot.”
“Shipping > revenue. Screenshots > both.”
“Started forty projects. Pinned the apology tweet.”
“Monetized the saturation. Then sold a course about it.”
“Nine thousand ideas a day. Zero shipped.”
“Building in public. The 'public' is one bot and my mom.”
“Raised at a unicorn valuation. Bought it back at a realist one.”
“Make something nobody wants. Beautifully.”
“Bootstrapped my way to a content calendar and nothing else.”
“Growth guy. The only thing growing is the number in this bio.”
“Quit a stable job to lose money in forty places at once.”
“From zero to zero. But consistently. In public.”
“12 startups, 30 countries, 0 audits. Visa runs are my standup.”
“Buys profitable internet businesses. Has yet to find one.”
“Gave it all away. The offer is no offer.”