Portfolio · 3 alleged ventures

Bali Hoo
A $4k 'founder healing retreat' where ten people who've never shipped do ice baths and post about flow state. The Wi-Fi is the only thing that converts.

Nomadn't
Geotag faker for people who've been in the same hostel 8 months but tweet 'location independent' daily.

Visa Versa
Border-run scheduling for founders fleeing audits, not taxes. Now two countries want their cut.
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