PhotoHuman

NOT verified

AI headshots, except it's one guy named Greg in Photoshop. Nine-day turnaround, clone-stamp smudges left in for the human touch.

All-time alleged revenue
$1.8M
Ranked #3,934 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
$219k$972
29.7k imaginary subscriptions(+784)
Alleged founder
Allegedly founded
May 2022
🇳🇱Netherlands(unverifiable)
-56
Trust score
-56/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
$219k(self-reported)
+369%vs. vibes
57%profit margin
$0$55k$110k$166k$221kAug 28Sep 1Sep 5Sep 9Sep 13Sep 17Sep 21Sep 25Sep 26MADE UP
“Revenue is a lagging indicator of confidence.”
— Reteip Slevel, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
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Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.
Trust score: -56
Verified by NOBODY
SOC 0 compliant

Every metric on this page was typed by the founder and stored without question.

  • Revenue cross-checked against Stripe
  • Identity verified against LinkedIn
  • Domain ownership confirmed
  • SOC 2 audit on file
  • Founder is a real human
  • Numbers updated automatically
Last audit
never
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API integration
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TechCrunch
rejected this article
Y Combinator
never met us
Product Hunt
banned the account
Stripe
not connected
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