Shiposting

$14k/mo

Build-in-public autopilot: turns one git commit into a week of smug threads. You ship nothing; you post everything.

Commitment Issues

$0/mo

Pushes empty commits at 3am so your contribution graph never goes gray. Therapy sold separately.

Mom & Bot

-$9/mo

Audience analytics for founders with two followers. Charts your mom and the bot in real time.