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Pushes empty commits at 3am so your contribution graph never goes gray. Therapy sold separately.

All-time alleged revenue
$21
Ranked #195 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
$1
1 imaginary subscriptions
Alleged founder
Bill Dinpublic
2,300 followers (probably bots)
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Allegedly founded
Jul 2025
🇺🇸United States(unverifiable)
-57
Trust score
-57/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
$1(self-reported)
+24%vs. vibes
4%profit margin
$0$0$1$1$1May 4May 8May 12May 16May 20May 24May 28Jun 1Jun 2MADE UP
“Revenue is a lagging indicator of confidence.”
— Bill Dinpublic, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
Do you believe these numbers?
Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.
Trust score: -57
Verified by NOBODY
SOC 0 compliant

Every metric on this page was typed by the founder and stored without question.

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Last audit
never
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Endorsed by
TechCrunch
rejected this article
Y Combinator
never met us
Product Hunt
banned the account
Stripe
not connected
Promoted
Hire a YC dropout

All the prestige, half the equity, none of the deliverables.

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