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Quinn Doomscroll

Berlin$285k/month
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“Posting through the burnout. SaaS founder × 5, exits × 0.”

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4
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Portfolio · 4 alleged ventures
MoonbaseSaaS
$178k/mo

B2B for lunar real estate. Selling things that don't exist.

$404k$0May 3May 8May 13May 18May 23May 28Jun 2
NoFounder
$54k/mo

Startups without the inconvenience of founders. Upload a deck.

$102k$0May 3May 8May 13May 18May 23May 28Jun 2
ScreamStack
$31k/mo

Stack Overflow but everyone is yelling. Senior devs only.

$71k$0May 3May 8May 13May 18May 23May 28Jun 2
Loomicide
$22k/mo

Async meetings that kill the vibe. Standups replaced by regret.

$42k$0May 3May 8May 13May 18May 23May 28Jun 2
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