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Async meetings that kill the vibe. Standups replaced by regret.

All-time alleged revenue
$251.4k
Ranked #2,776 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
$41.9k+$22.4k
4k imaginary subscriptions(+1841)
Alleged founder
Q
Quinn Doomscroll
4,681 followers (probably bots)
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Allegedly founded
May 2024
🇸🇪Sweden(unverifiable)
-73
Trust score
-73/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
$41.9k(self-reported)
+78%vs. vibes
16%profit margin
$0$10k$21k$31k$42kMay 4May 8May 12May 16May 20May 24May 28Jun 1Jun 2MADE UP
“If the chart goes up, the company is up.”
— Quinn Doomscroll, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
Do you believe these numbers?
Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.
Trust score: -73
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TechCrunch
rejected this article
Y Combinator
never met us
Product Hunt
banned the account
Stripe
not connected
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