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Werdna Niklow

Holding it together-$9k/month
NOT verified

“Buys profitable internet businesses. Has yet to find one.”

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Portfolio · 1 alleged ventures
Teeny
-$9k/mo

Acquires unprofitable startups and makes them measurably more unprofitable. The holding company of the Enddown era.

$0-$20kMay 3May 8May 13May 18May 23May 28Jun 2
Co-created · 3 alleged collaborations
GumRoyale
Owned by Teeny
-$40/mo

A marketplace that takes a cut of revenue you were never going to make anyway.

$0-$71May 3May 8May 13May 18May 23May 28Jun 2
TinyBets
Owned by Teeny
-$120/mo

A portfolio of forty products each losing three dollars a month. Diversified, sustainable failure.

$0-$107May 3May 8May 13May 18May 23May 28Jun 2
GiveGiveGive
Owned by Teeny
-$100k/mo

Gives away so much free value the MRR went negative on purpose — allegedly nine figures in the red. The take is the giveaway.

$0-$95kMay 3May 8May 13May 18May 23May 28Jun 2
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