GiveGiveGive

NOT verifiedOwned by Teeny

Gives away so much free value the MRR went negative on purpose — allegedly nine figures in the red. The take is the giveaway.

All-time alleged revenue
-$3.2M
Ranked #2,156 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
-$179.5k
1 imaginary subscriptions
Allegedly founded
Oct 2024
🇺🇸United States(unverifiable)
-45
Trust score
-45/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
-$179.5k(self-reported)
+21%vs. vibes
52%profit margin
-$179k-$135k-$90k-$45k$0Jun 18Jun 22Jun 26Jun 30Jul 4Jul 8Jul 12Jul 16Jul 17MADE UP
Our moat is plausible deniability.
Xela Izomroh, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
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Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.
Trust score: -45
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SOC 0 compliant

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