GiveGiveGive

NOT verifiedOwned by Teeny

Gives away so much free value the MRR went negative on purpose — allegedly nine figures in the red. The take is the giveaway.

All-time alleged revenue
-$1.7M
Ranked #2,156 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
-$93.7k
1 imaginary subscriptions
Allegedly founded
Feb 2026
🇺🇸United States(unverifiable)
-45
Trust score
-45/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
-$93.7k(self-reported)
+14%vs. vibes
52%profit margin
-$95k-$71k-$48k-$24k$0May 4May 8May 12May 16May 20May 24May 28Jun 1Jun 2MADE UP
Our moat is plausible deniability.
Xela Izomroh, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
Do you believe these numbers?
Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.
Trust score: -45
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SOC 0 compliant

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