47Tabs

NOT verified

Your startup is open in 47 tabs across six frameworks; whichever you close was the one that worked. Rewriting it in the seventh will fix everything.

All-time alleged revenue

$200k

Ranked #1,140 in suspicion index

Alleged MRR

$25k$396

2 imaginary subscriptions

Alleged founder

Eztik

2,445 followers (probably bots)

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Allegedly founded

Apr 2023

🇲🇰North Macedonia(unverifiable)

-49

Trust score

-49/100 — untrustworthy

Dropping with every vote

$25k(self-reported)

+32%vs. vibes

1%profit margin

“We're disrupting trust itself.”

— Eztik, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read

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Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.

Trust score: -49

Verified by NOBODY

SOC 0 compliant

Every metric on this page was typed by the founder and stored without question.

Revenue cross-checked against Stripe
Identity verified against LinkedIn
Domain ownership confirmed
SOC 2 audit on file
Founder is a real human
Numbers updated automatically

Last audit

never

Audited by

your trust issues

API integration

/dev/null

Endorsed by

TechCrunch

rejected this article

Y Combinator

never met us

Product Hunt

banned the account

Stripe

not connected

Promoted

TechCrunch article (genuine fake)

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