Alset

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Premium diesel sedans that only drive in reverse. Full Self-Stalling™ comes standard. The battery is one AA, sold separately.

All-time alleged revenue
-$39.7k
Ranked #2,668 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
-$2.2k
3 imaginary subscriptions
Alleged founder
Allegedly founded
Sep 2024
🇿🇦South Africa(unverifiable)
-42
Trust score
-42/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
-$2.2k(self-reported)
+62%vs. vibes
-3%profit margin
-$2k-$2k-$1k-$563$0Jun 18Jun 22Jun 26Jun 30Jul 4Jul 8Jul 12Jul 16Jul 17MADE UP
Our moat is plausible deniability.
Nole Ksum, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
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Trust score: -42
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