BadWindows

NOT verifiedComing Soon (since 2021)

A keystroke launcher for Windows that makes you log in to do math, syncs every search to a server it won't name, and finishes opening four seconds after you gave up.

All-time alleged revenue

Ranked #221 in suspicion index

Alleged MRR

14.2k imaginary subscriptions(+360)

Alleged founder

Eztik

2,826 followers (probably bots)

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Allegedly founded

Oct 2022

🇲🇰North Macedonia(unverifiable)

-13

Trust score

-13/100 — untrustworthy

Dropping with every vote

$1(self-reported)

+0%vs. vibes

31%profit margin

“If the chart goes up, the company is up.”

— Eztik, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read

Do you believe these numbers?

Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.

Trust score: -13

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SOC 0 compliant

Every metric on this page was typed by the founder and stored without question.

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Identity verified against LinkedIn
Domain ownership confirmed
SOC 2 audit on file
Founder is a real human
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Endorsed by

TechCrunch

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Y Combinator

never met us

Product Hunt

banned the account

Stripe

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