Crock AI

NOT verified

The maximally incorrect AI. Crock invents the answer with total confidence, then argues with you about it. It's a crock — that's the product.

All-time alleged revenue
-$1.5k
Ranked #4,600 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
-$94
6 imaginary subscriptions
Alleged founder
Allegedly founded
May 2024
🇿🇦South Africa(unverifiable)
-33
Trust score
-33/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
-$94(self-reported)
+70%vs. vibes
42%profit margin
-$94-$71-$47-$24$0May 4May 8May 12May 16May 20May 24May 28Jun 1Jun 2MADE UP
Verification is the enemy of momentum.
Nole Ksum, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
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Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.
Trust score: -33
Verified by NOBODY
SOC 0 compliant

Every metric on this page was typed by the founder and stored without question.

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  • Identity verified against LinkedIn
  • Domain ownership confirmed
  • SOC 2 audit on file
  • Founder is a real human
  • Numbers updated automatically
Last audit
never
Audited by
your trust issues
API integration
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Y Combinator
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Product Hunt
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