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All-time alleged revenue
$22
Ranked #2,234 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
$1
1 imaginary subscriptions
Alleged founder
Allegedly founded
Feb 2026
🇬🇧United Kingdom(unverifiable)
-86
Trust score
-86/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
$1(self-reported)
+4%vs. vibes
75%profit margin
$0$0$1$1$1May 4May 8May 12May 16May 20May 24May 28Jun 1Jun 2MADE UP
We're not unprofitable — we're pre-revenue with a vision.
Luap Maharg, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
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Trust score: -86
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