GetPoorSlowly

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A wealth app whose only feature is a podcast telling you to build the app. Seek wealth, not money — find neither.

All-time alleged revenue

$4.2k

Ranked #1,695 in suspicion index

Alleged MRR

$324$287

13 imaginary subscriptions

Alleged founder

Lavan Knativar

2,800 followers (probably bots)

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Allegedly founded

Jul 2025

🇺🇸United States(unverifiable)

-95

Trust score

-95/100 — untrustworthy

Dropping with every vote

$324(self-reported)

+1%vs. vibes

79%profit margin

“Numbers are a social construct, growth is a state of mind.”

— Lavan Knativar, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read

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Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.

Trust score: -95

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