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All-time alleged revenue
$78.2k
Ranked #4,280 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
$3.9k+$97
15 imaginary subscriptions
Alleged founder
Allegedly founded
Mar 2024
🇺🇸United States(unverifiable)
-68
Trust score
-68/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
$3.9k(self-reported)
+20%vs. vibes
10%profit margin
$0$977$2k$3k$4kJun 18Jun 22Jun 26Jun 30Jul 4Jul 8Jul 12Jul 16Jul 17MADE UP
Revenue is a lagging indicator of confidence.
Nitsuj Shlew, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
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Trust score: -68
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