Loomify
NOT verifiedSends an AI clone to record your daily standup so you never have to appear, or work. The clone got promoted in Q2.
All-time alleged revenue
$1.2M
Ranked #214 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
$60.2k+$25.9k
8.7k imaginary subscriptions(+3429)
Alleged founder
Allegedly founded
May 2024
🇫🇷France(unverifiable)
-30
Trust score
-30/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
$60.2k(self-reported)
+35%vs. vibes-13%profit margin
“Revenue is a lagging indicator of confidence.”
Do you believe these numbers?
Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.
Trust score: -30
Verified by NOBODY
SOC 0 compliantEvery metric on this page was typed by the founder and stored without question.
- Revenue cross-checked against Stripe
- Identity verified against LinkedIn
- Domain ownership confirmed
- SOC 2 audit on file
- Founder is a real human
- Numbers updated automatically
Last audit
never
Audited by
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API integration
/dev/null
Endorsed by
TechCrunch
rejected this article
Y Combinator
never met us
Product Hunt
banned the account
Stripe
not connected
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