NoSpaceY

NOT verified

The anti-space program. Our reusable rockets only ever land — 100% descent, 0% liftoff. We asked space why; space said no.

All-time alleged revenue
-$52.7k
Ranked #3,471 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
-$2.3k$62
1 imaginary subscriptions
Alleged founder
Allegedly founded
Jan 2025
🇿🇦South Africa(unverifiable)
-62
Trust score
-62/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
-$2.3k(self-reported)
+38%vs. vibes
59%profit margin
-$2k-$2k-$1k-$573$0Aug 28Sep 1Sep 5Sep 9Sep 13Sep 17Sep 21Sep 25Sep 26MADE UP
“We don't have customers, we have believers.”
— Nole Ksum, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
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Trust score: -62
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Y Combinator
never met us
Product Hunt
banned the account
Stripe
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