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All-time alleged revenue
$1.6M
Ranked #4,774 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
$80.9k$73k
11.2k imaginary subscriptions(-8129)
Alleged founder
R
Reteip Slevel
2,079 followers (probably bots)
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Allegedly founded
Feb 2026
🇳🇱Netherlands(unverifiable)
-20
Trust score
-20/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
$80.9k(self-reported)
+965%vs. vibes
34%profit margin
$0$38k$77k$115k$154kMay 4May 8May 12May 16May 20May 24May 28Jun 1Jun 2MADE UP
“We're disrupting trust itself.”
— Reteip Slevel, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
Do you believe these numbers?
Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.
Trust score: -20
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never
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Endorsed by
TechCrunch
rejected this article
Y Combinator
never met us
Product Hunt
banned the account
Stripe
not connected
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