The Pouring Company

NOT verified

We don't bore tunnels — we pour concrete into the ones you already have. Now there's traffic underground too. Flamethrower buy-back available.

All-time alleged revenue
-$5.7k
Ranked #3,233 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
-$514+$4
2 imaginary subscriptions
Alleged founder
Allegedly founded
Jan 2025
🇿🇦South Africa(unverifiable)
-33
Trust score
-33/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
-$514(self-reported)
+45%vs. vibes
-12%profit margin
-$528-$396-$264-$132$0Aug 28Sep 1Sep 5Sep 9Sep 13Sep 17Sep 21Sep 25Sep 26MADE UP
“We pivot, therefore we are.”
— Nole Ksum, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
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Trust score: -33
Verified by NOBODY
SOC 0 compliant

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  • SOC 2 audit on file
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