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Cram Neesserdna

Time to build$141.8k/month
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“Software was supposed to eat the world. It ate the runway first.”

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EatTheWorld
$142k/mo

Software was supposed to eat the world. This one eats the runway first.

$281k$0May 3May 8May 13May 18May 23May 28Jun 2
TimeToBail
-$200/mo

A venture fund with one thesis: it's time to bail. Wires the check the week before the company dies, then claims the foresight.

$0-$351May 3May 8May 13May 18May 23May 28Jun 2
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