TimeToBail

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A venture fund with one thesis: it's time to bail. Wires the check the week before the company dies, then claims the foresight.

All-time alleged revenue
-$8.1k
Ranked #3,073 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
-$351
1 imaginary subscriptions
Alleged founder
Allegedly founded
Jul 2025
🇺🇸United States(unverifiable)
-69
Trust score
-69/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
-$351(self-reported)
+53%vs. vibes
65%profit margin
-$351-$263-$176-$88$0May 4May 8May 12May 16May 20May 24May 28Jun 1Jun 2MADE UP
We're not unprofitable — we're pre-revenue with a vision.
Cram Neesserdna, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
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Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.
Trust score: -69
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