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EatTheWorld

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Software was supposed to eat the world. This one eats the runway first.

All-time alleged revenue
$5M
Ranked #800 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
$278k$2.9k
49.2k imaginary subscriptions(-158)
Alleged founder
C
Cram Neesserdna
2,005 followers (probably bots)
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Allegedly founded
Sep 2022
🇺🇸United States(unverifiable)
-35
Trust score
-35/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
$278k(self-reported)
+178%vs. vibes
42%profit margin
$0$70k$140k$211k$281kAug 28Sep 1Sep 5Sep 9Sep 13Sep 17Sep 21Sep 25Sep 26MADE UP
“We don't have customers, we have believers.”
— Cram Neesserdna, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
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Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.
Trust score: -35
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SOC 0 compliant

Every metric on this page was typed by the founder and stored without question.

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TechCrunch
rejected this article
Y Combinator
never met us
Product Hunt
banned the account
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