EatTheWorld

NOT verified

Software was supposed to eat the world. This one eats the runway first.

All-time alleged revenue
$2.6M
Ranked #800 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
$142.8k$135.2k
27.9k imaginary subscriptions(-21249)
Alleged founder
Allegedly founded
Feb 2026
🇺🇸United States(unverifiable)
-35
Trust score
-35/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
$142.8k(self-reported)
+176%vs. vibes
42%profit margin
$0$70k$140k$211k$281kMay 4May 8May 12May 16May 20May 24May 28Jun 1Jun 2MADE UP
We don't have customers, we have believers.
Cram Neesserdna, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
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Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.
Trust score: -35
Verified by NOBODY
SOC 0 compliant

Every metric on this page was typed by the founder and stored without question.

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  • Identity verified against LinkedIn
  • Domain ownership confirmed
  • SOC 2 audit on file
  • Founder is a real human
  • Numbers updated automatically
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TechCrunch
rejected this article
Y Combinator
never met us
Product Hunt
banned the account
Stripe
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