Code Slow

$1k/mo

Learn to code in decades, not years.

Ship Slow

$700/mo

Ship your startup in months, not days. Quality first (we hope).

Data Slow

$300/mo

Grow your startup with vibes, not data. Charts not included.

Hello Dispute

$96/mo

Welcome chargebacks. Get banned from Stripe faster.

Stressvoice

$50/mo

Focus on the invoices. Ignore your startup. Anxiety as a service.

Corporate Multi Page

$19/mo

All your startups on 47 different pages. SEO-hostile.

FlushOff

-$30/mo

Turn your customers into visitors. With aggressive rage-quit popups.

NotWorkBookPNG

-$75/mo

Language workbooks you'll definitely not love. Raster format only.

Don't Ship And Stay Alive

-$180/mo

Don't ship your app in 30 days. Stay alive instead. Sponsored by your therapist.

Stay Alive

-$240/mo

Survive your alleged MRR. Stop checking, start coping.