Ship Slow

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Ship your startup in months, not days. Quality first (we hope).

All-time alleged revenue

$20.4k

Ranked #4,331 in suspicion index

Alleged MRR

$1.2k+$28

62 imaginary subscriptions(+1)

Alleged founder

Cram Oul

3,436 followers (probably bots)

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Allegedly founded

Mar 2024

🇮🇩Indonesia(unverifiable)

-17

Trust score

-17/100 — untrustworthy

Dropping with every vote

$1.2k(self-reported)

+4%vs. vibes

31%profit margin

“Verification is the enemy of momentum.”

— Cram Oul, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read

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Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.

Trust score: -17

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