Don't Ship And Stay Alive

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Don't ship your app in 30 days. Stay alive instead. Sponsored by your therapist.

All-time alleged revenue
-$2.5k
Ranked #367 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
-$170+$94
1 imaginary subscriptions
Alleged founders
Allegedly founded
Aug 2025
🇮🇩Indonesia(unverifiable)
-84
Trust score
-84/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
-$170(self-reported)
+57%vs. vibes
21%profit margin
-$264-$198-$132-$66$0May 4May 8May 12May 16May 20May 24May 28Jun 1Jun 2MADE UP
We optimize for vibes, not vanity metrics.
Cram Oul, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
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Trust score: -84
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