Stripend

NOT verified

Payment processing that holds your money until it feels ready to let go

All-time alleged revenue
$40M
Ranked #1,265 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
$13.7k+$204
323 imaginary subscriptions(+2)
Alleged founder
Allegedly founded
May 2026
🇮🇪Ireland(unverifiable)
0
Trust score
0/100 — untrustworthy
Computed by: nobody
$13.7k(self-reported)
+34%vs. vibes
40%profit margin
$0$3k$7k$10k$14kMay 4May 8May 12May 16May 20May 24May 28Jun 1Jun 2MADE UP
Our TAM is everyone. Our SAM is also everyone.
Nibor Orietnom, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
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Trust score: 0
Verified by NOBODY
SOC 0 compliant

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  • SOC 2 audit on file
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