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Growth dashboard that relabels unsubscribes as 'graduations'. Your funnel has never been fuller.

All-time alleged revenue

$99.5k

Ranked #473 in suspicion index

Alleged MRR

$6.6k

72 imaginary subscriptions

Alleged founder

Vince Funnel

2,678 followers (probably bots)

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Allegedly founded

Nov 2023

🇺🇸United States(unverifiable)

-42

Trust score

-42/100 — untrustworthy

Dropping with every vote

$6.6k(self-reported)

+240%vs. vibes

47%profit margin

“Profitability is a lifestyle choice.”

— Vince Funnel, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read

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Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.

Trust score: -42

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Every metric on this page was typed by the founder and stored without question.

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