Portfolio · 3 alleged ventures
Churn & Burn
Growth dashboard that relabels unsubscribes as 'graduations'. Your funnel has never been fuller.
Conversion Therapy
CRO consulting that fixes your funnel by redefining a bounce as deep engagement.
Coldplay
Cold-email cannon that fires until exactly one prospect replies 'unsubscribe' — with feeling. That reply is the only conversion.
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