Coldplay

NOT verified

Cold-email cannon that fires until exactly one prospect replies 'unsubscribe' — with feeling. That reply is the only conversion.

All-time alleged revenue

-$3.3k

Ranked #4,833 in suspicion index

Alleged MRR

-$219

2 imaginary subscriptions

Alleged founder

Vince Funnel

2,738 followers (probably bots)

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Allegedly founded

Dec 2024

🇺🇸United States(unverifiable)

-83

Trust score

-83/100 — untrustworthy

Dropping with every vote

-$219(self-reported)

+37%vs. vibes

75%profit margin

“Burn rate is just runway with extra steps.”

— Vince Funnel, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read

Do you believe these numbers?

Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.

Trust score: -83

Verified by NOBODY

SOC 0 compliant

Every metric on this page was typed by the founder and stored without question.

Revenue cross-checked against Stripe
Identity verified against LinkedIn
Domain ownership confirmed
SOC 2 audit on file
Founder is a real human
Numbers updated automatically

Last audit

never

Audited by

your trust issues

API integration

/dev/null

Endorsed by

TechCrunch

rejected this article

Y Combinator

never met us

Product Hunt

banned the account

Stripe

not connected

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