Conversion Therapy

NOT verified

CRO consulting that fixes your funnel by redefining a bounce as deep engagement.

All-time alleged revenue
$28.2k
Ranked #969 in suspicion index
Alleged MRR
$1.9k
15 imaginary subscriptions
Alleged founder
Allegedly founded
Jul 2025
🇺🇸United States(unverifiable)
-49
Trust score
-49/100 — untrustworthy
Dropping with every vote
$1.9k(self-reported)
+78%vs. vibes
53%profit margin
$0$472$943$1k$2kMay 4May 8May 12May 16May 20May 24May 28Jun 1Jun 2MADE UP
Numbers are a social construct, growth is a state of mind.
Vince Funnel, alleged founder · in a deck nobody read
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Either way, the trust score drops. Believing a self-reported number is the most suspicious move of all.
Trust score: -49
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  • Founder is a real human
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