Verified by NOBODY · live since 2026
Top liars
The official-feeling ranking of unverifiable startup founders.
Suspects on file
74
Updated never
Total fake MRR
$2.2M
None verified
Avg. claimed growth
+165%
Per founder, per dream
Single biggest lie
$210k
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Country🌍 All🇺🇸United States·25🇮🇩Indonesia·13🇳🇱Netherlands·7🇿🇦South Africa·5🇬🇧United Kingdom·3🇲🇰North Macedonia·3🇩🇪Germany·3🇹🇭Thailand·2
💰Ranked by self-reported funding.
#2🇮🇩
Ship Slow
Ship your startup in months, not days. Quality first (we hope).
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#1🇮🇩
Code Slow
Learn to code in decades, not years.
Funding
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#3🇮🇩
Data Slow
Grow your startup with vibes, not data. Charts not included.
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| # | Startup | Funding |
|---|---|---|
| 4 |  Stay Alive🇮🇩Survive your alleged MRR. Stop checking, start coping. | — |
| 5 |  Don't Ship And Stay Alive🇮🇩Don't ship your app in 30 days. Stay alive instead. Sponsored by your therapist. | — |
| 6 |  Stressvoice🇮🇩Focus on the invoices. Ignore your startup. Anxiety as a service. | — |
| 7 |  Corporate Multi Page🇮🇩All your startups on 47 different pages. SEO-hostile. | — |
| 8 |  FlushOff🇮🇩Turn your customers into visitors. With aggressive rage-quit popups. | — |
| 9 |  Hello Dispute🇮🇩Welcome chargebacks. Get banned from Stripe faster. | — |
| 10 |  NotWorkBookPNG🇮🇩Language workbooks you'll definitely not love. Raster format only. | — |
| 11 |  Bridge Burn🇮🇩One button deletes you from every platform at once. Costs $390/mo to keep the lights off. FOR GIVE: take it and you inherit the burn rate — congratulations, the debt is yours now. | — |
| 12 |  lonelee🇮🇩The breakup app. Disconnect from your ex and split custody of the shared pet pig. Now with a mutual block list. | — |
| 13 |  Bali Hoo🇮🇩A $4k 'founder healing retreat' where ten people who've never shipped do ice baths and post about flow state. The Wi-Fi is the only thing that converts. | — |
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