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Top liars

The official-feeling ranking of unverifiable startup founders.

Suspects on file
78
Updated never
Total fake MRR
$2.1M
None verified
Avg. claimed growth
+154%
Per founder, per dream
Single biggest lie
$210k
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๐Ÿ“ˆRanked by claimed growth %. Confidence > reality.
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4Corporate Multi Page๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
All your startups on 47 different pages. SEO-hostile.
+0%
5Ship Slow๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
Ship your startup in months, not days. Quality first (we hope).
-8%
6Code Slow๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
Learn to code in decades, not years.
-12%
7Data Slow๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
Grow your startup with vibes, not data. Charts not included.
-22%
8NotWorkBookPNG๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
Language workbooks you'll definitely not love. Raster format only.
-30%
9FlushOff๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
Turn your customers into visitors. With aggressive rage-quit popups.
-50%
10lonelee๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
The breakup app. Disconnect from your ex and split custody of the shared pet pig. Now with a mutual block list.
-88%
11Don't Ship And Stay Alive๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
Don't ship your app in 30 days. Stay alive instead. Sponsored by your therapist.
-100%
12Bridge Burn๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
One button deletes you from every platform at once. Costs $390/mo to keep the lights off. FOR GIVE: take it and you inherit the burn rate โ€” congratulations, the debt is yours now.
-100%
13Stay Alive๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
Survive your alleged MRR. Stop checking, start coping.
-100%