Verified by NOBODY · live since 2026
Top liars
The official-feeling ranking of unverifiable startup founders.
Suspects on file
78
Updated never
Total fake MRR
$2.1M
None verified
Avg. claimed growth
+154%
Per founder, per dream
Single biggest lie
$210k
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📈Ranked by claimed growth %. Confidence > reality.
#2🇮🇩
Bali Hoo
A $4k 'founder healing retreat' where ten people who've never shipped do ice baths and post about flow state. The Wi-Fi is the only thing that converts.
Growth
+11%
#1🇮🇩
Hello Dispute
Welcome chargebacks. Get banned from Stripe faster.
Growth
+12%
#3🇮🇩
Stressvoice
Focus on the invoices. Ignore your startup. Anxiety as a service.
Growth
+4%
| # | Startup | Growth |
|---|---|---|
| 4 |  Corporate Multi Page🇮🇩All your startups on 47 different pages. SEO-hostile. | +0% |
| 5 |  Ship Slow🇮🇩Ship your startup in months, not days. Quality first (we hope). | -8% |
| 6 |  Code Slow🇮🇩Learn to code in decades, not years. | -12% |
| 7 |  Data Slow🇮🇩Grow your startup with vibes, not data. Charts not included. | -22% |
| 8 |  NotWorkBookPNG🇮🇩Language workbooks you'll definitely not love. Raster format only. | -30% |
| 9 |  FlushOff🇮🇩Turn your customers into visitors. With aggressive rage-quit popups. | -50% |
| 10 |  lonelee🇮🇩The breakup app. Disconnect from your ex and split custody of the shared pet pig. Now with a mutual block list. | -88% |
| 11 |  Don't Ship And Stay Alive🇮🇩Don't ship your app in 30 days. Stay alive instead. Sponsored by your therapist. | -100% |
| 12 |  Bridge Burn🇮🇩One button deletes you from every platform at once. Costs $390/mo to keep the lights off. FOR GIVE: take it and you inherit the burn rate — congratulations, the debt is yours now. | -100% |
| 13 |  Stay Alive🇮🇩Survive your alleged MRR. Stop checking, start coping. | -100% |
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