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Top liars

The official-feeling ranking of unverifiable startup founders.

Suspects on file
78
Updated never
Total fake MRR
$2.1M
None verified
Avg. claimed growth
+154%
Per founder, per dream
Single biggest lie
$210k
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๐Ÿ“ˆRanked by claimed growth %. Confidence > reality.
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4PhotoHuman๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
AI headshots, except it's one guy named Greg in Photoshop. Nine-day turnaround, clone-stamp smudges left in for the human touch.
+600%
5NoFounder๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
Startups without the inconvenience of founders. Upload a deck.
+71%
6HeadFake๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
AI headshots that turn a solo founder into a fifteen-person leadership page. The whole exec team shares one jaw and one hoodie.
+71%
7HoodWinked๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
Crowdsourced city maps where every neighborhood gets tagged 'up-and-coming' by the one founder who just bought there.
-5%
8InteriorHuman๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
Upload a photo of your room and a real human redesigns it: moves the couch six inches, suggests a plant, invoices you $400.
-12%
9OnSite OK๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
A job board where every role is fully on-site, five days, no exceptions โ€” in the city you specifically moved away from. Lanyard included.
-30%