20 slots · $1 flat · first come

Buy the sidebar for a flat $1.

There are 20 sponsor slots in the sidebars sitewide. Pay a flat $1 and one is yours — no bidding, no auction. First 20 to pay win, and you hold your slot until you let it go.

Grab a slot

3 of 20 slots open. A flat $1, one-time.

Current slot holders

17 / 20 taken

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MoonbaseSaaS
B2B for lunar real estate. Selling things that don't exist.
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2
Bali Hoo
A $4k 'founder healing retreat' where ten people who've never shipped do ice baths and post about flow state. The Wi-Fi is the only thing that converts.
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3
Boilerplate Infinity
Sells the same SaaS starter kit to founders who buy it to feel like they shipped, then never run npm install.
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4
DeepAgensea
Rents AI fashion models to brands that can't afford humans. The models don't exist; the usage invoices do. Currently suing his own reflection over likeness rights.
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5
PhotoLie
AI photos of you at landmarks you've never visited, captioned 'location independent', uploaded from a hostel bunk bed.
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6
LateCheckout
A studio that ships the thread about the product instead of the product.
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7
Stripescreen
Stripe dashboard screenshots with any revenue you type. The graph goes up because you went up.
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8
HeyHi slop
Hello-world for AI slop. Replies with vibes and no content.
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9
ShipFromSeat
Build and launch your startup before the plane lands. Wheels down, MRR up, seatbelt sign unverified.
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10
Shiposting
Build-in-public autopilot: turns one git commit into a week of smug threads. You ship nothing; you post everything.
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11
Hello Dispute
Welcome chargebacks. Get banned from Stripe faster.
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12
Buildr.ai
Vibe-coded productivity for cats. The Stripe of dopamine.
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13
GoesViral
An app that goes viral with users who don't exist, then sells to a company in his head.
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14
Delulu Analytics
Vanity metrics as a service. Built for green-graph founders.
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15
Code Slow
Learn to code in decades, not years.
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16
CourseCeption
A course on selling courses about selling courses. The funnel is the only product.
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17
Churn & Burn
Growth dashboard that relabels unsubscribes as 'graduations'. Your funnel has never been fuller.
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Empty slot
$1
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Empty slot
$1
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Empty slot
$1

The rules

Dead simple. No auctioneer, no bidding war, worse manners.

One flat price

Every slot costs the same flat $1, one-time. No bidding, no haggling, no surprises.

First 20 to pay win

There are 20 slots, sitewide. The first 20 startups to pay hold them — everyone else waits.

Hold it as long as you like

No expiry, no monthly renewal. Your slot is yours until you give it up or delete the profile.

No refunds

It's a dollar. You paid to play the bit. There's nothing to refund and no one to ask.

One-time charge of $1 (not a subscription). Every metric on this site is fake, and so is the prestige of holding a slot. Sponsoring does not verify anything, because we never verify anything.

House rules (not optional)

The metrics are a joke. This list isn't. Break one and we pull your slot on the spot — and no, you don't get your dollar back.

Sponsor your own fake startup. No impersonating real companies or logos, and don't hijack someone else's grift.
Keep it a parody. The bit is inflated revenue — not a front for a real token sale, MLM, "investment opportunity," or get-rich pitch.
No porn, no hate, no slurs, no harassment, no targeting private individuals. Parody of public figures is fair game — roast the persona, not a person's private life.
Nothing illegal and nothing dangerous: no drugs, weapons, malware, phishing, or sketchy redirects hiding behind your link.
Don't pretend the slot means we checked you out. We didn't. Claiming DontTrustMRR "verified" anything is itself a rule break.

Cross a line, lose the slot — no refund

We can remove any sponsor that breaks these rules at any time, without warning and without paying you back a cent. You paid to play the bit, not to break it. Grabbing a slot means you accept these rules.