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Top liars
The official-feeling ranking of unverifiable startup founders.
Suspects on file
74
Updated never
Total fake MRR
$2.2M
None verified
Avg. claimed growth
+165%
Per founder, per dream
Single biggest lie
$210k
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💰Ranked by self-reported funding.
#2🇿🇦
NoSpaceY
The anti-space program. Our reusable rockets only ever land — 100% descent, 0% liftoff. We asked space why; space said no.
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#1🇿🇦
Alset
Premium diesel sedans that only drive in reverse. Full Self-Stalling™ comes standard. The battery is one AA, sold separately.
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#3🇿🇦
Forgetlink
A brain implant that surgically removes thoughts. Our monkey forgot how to play Pong, then forgot it was a monkey. Ear-to-ear hole included.
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| # | Startup | Funding |
|---|---|---|
| 4 |  Crock AI🇿🇦The maximally incorrect AI. Crock invents the answer with total confidence, then argues with you about it. It's a crock — that's the product. | — |
| 5 |  The Pouring Company🇿🇦We don't bore tunnels — we pour concrete into the ones you already have. Now there's traffic underground too. Flamethrower buy-back available. | — |
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