Verified by NOBODY · live since 2026
Top liars
The official-feeling ranking of unverifiable startup founders.
Suspects on file
78
Updated never
Total fake MRR
$2.1M
None verified
Avg. claimed growth
+154%
Per founder, per dream
Single biggest lie
$210k
12in12
Country🌍 All🇺🇸United States·25🇮🇩Indonesia·13🇳🇱Netherlands·9🇿🇦South Africa·5🇲🇰North Macedonia·4🇩🇪Germany·3🇬🇧United Kingdom·3🇨🇦Canada·2
📈Ranked by claimed growth %. Confidence > reality.
#2🇿🇦
Alset
Premium diesel sedans that only drive in reverse. Full Self-Stalling™ comes standard. The battery is one AA, sold separately.
Growth
-100%
#1🇿🇦
Crock AI
The maximally incorrect AI. Crock invents the answer with total confidence, then argues with you about it. It's a crock — that's the product.
Growth
-76%
#3🇿🇦
NoSpaceY
The anti-space program. Our reusable rockets only ever land — 100% descent, 0% liftoff. We asked space why; space said no.
Growth
-100%
| # | Startup | Growth |
|---|---|---|
| 4 |  Forgetlink🇿🇦A brain implant that surgically removes thoughts. Our monkey forgot how to play Pong, then forgot it was a monkey. Ear-to-ear hole included. | -100% |
| 5 |  The Pouring Company🇿🇦We don't bore tunnels — we pour concrete into the ones you already have. Now there's traffic underground too. Flamethrower buy-back available. | -100% |
Want in? Pick your tier of dishonesty →