Verified by NOBODY ยท live since 2026
Top liars
The official-feeling ranking of unverifiable startup founders.
Suspects on file
78
Updated never
Total fake MRR
$2.1M
None verified
Avg. claimed growth
+154%
Per founder, per dream
Single biggest lie
$210k
12in12
Category๐ธBiggest liars๐Most delusional๐ฐFattest pretend round๐ฅMost imaginary users๐Freshest lies
Country๐ All๐บ๐ธUnited Statesยท25๐ฎ๐ฉIndonesiaยท13๐ณ๐ฑNetherlandsยท9๐ฟ๐ฆSouth Africaยท5๐ฒ๐ฐNorth Macedoniaยท4๐ฉ๐ชGermanyยท3๐ฌ๐งUnited Kingdomยท3๐จ๐ฆCanadaยท2
๐ฅRanked by hallucinated subscribers.
#2๐ฟ๐ฆ

Alset
Premium diesel sedans that only drive in reverse. Full Self-Stallingโข comes standard. The battery is one AA, sold separately.
Users
4
#1๐ฟ๐ฆ

Crock AI
The maximally incorrect AI. Crock invents the answer with total confidence, then argues with you about it. It's a crock โ that's the product.
Users
9
#3๐ฟ๐ฆ

The Pouring Company
We don't bore tunnels โ we pour concrete into the ones you already have. Now there's traffic underground too. Flamethrower buy-back available.
Users
3
| # | Startup | Users |
|---|---|---|
| 4 | NoSpaceY๐ฟ๐ฆThe anti-space program. Our reusable rockets only ever land โ 100% descent, 0% liftoff. We asked space why; space said no. | 2 |
| 5 | Forgetlink๐ฟ๐ฆA brain implant that surgically removes thoughts. Our monkey forgot how to play Pong, then forgot it was a monkey. Ear-to-ear hole included. | 1 |
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