Top liars

Posts a 'steal this $1M idea' thread every morning. The idea is to post the thread; execution is sold separately as a $99 community.

A studio that ships the thread about the product instead of the product.

Software was supposed to eat the world. This one eats the runway first.

An anonymous-compliments app that only delivers insults, then sells itself to a company that swears it never bought it.

An app that goes viral with users who don't exist, then sells to a company in his head.

Cold-email cannon that fires until exactly one prospect replies 'unsubscribe' — with feeling. That reply is the only conversion.

A mirror that reflects the MRR you deserve. Refuses to show negative numbers — that's a you problem.

Gives away so much free value the MRR went negative on purpose — allegedly nine figures in the red. The take is the giveaway.

A grand-slam offer so overloaded with free bonuses that every prospect sprints for the exit. 100% value delivered, 0% closed.

A course on selling courses about selling courses. The funnel is the only product.

A personal-brand system so optimized that LinkedIn auto-bans you for being a thought leader. Reach zero, conviction total.

A venture fund with one thesis: it's time to bail. Wires the check the week before the company dies, then claims the foresight.

Specific knowledge, sold non-specifically, on a podcast that loops forever.

A wealth app whose only feature is a podcast telling you to build the app. Seek wealth, not money — find neither.

Build-in-public autopilot: turns one git commit into a week of smug threads. You ship nothing; you post everything.

Pushes empty commits at 3am so your contribution graph never goes gray. Therapy sold separately.

Audience analytics for founders with two followers. Charts your mom and the bot in real time.

Stripe dashboard screenshots with any revenue you type. The graph goes up because you went up.

Spreadsheet that auto-hides every row that isn't brag-worthy. Losses don't render.

Growth dashboard that relabels unsubscribes as 'graduations'. Your funnel has never been fuller.

CRO consulting that fixes your funnel by redefining a bounce as deep engagement.

A marketplace that takes a cut of revenue you were never going to make anyway.