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Top liars

The official-feeling ranking of unverifiable startup founders.

Suspects on file
78
Updated never
Total fake MRR
$2.1M
None verified
Avg. claimed growth
+154%
Per founder, per dream
Single biggest lie
$210k
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๐Ÿ“ˆRanked by claimed growth %. Confidence > reality.
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4MRRor๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
A mirror that reflects the MRR you deserve. Refuses to show negative numbers โ€” that's a you problem.
+640%
5LateCheckout๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
A studio that ships the thread about the product instead of the product.
+640%
6MoonbaseSaaS๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
B2B for lunar real estate. Selling things that don't exist.
+520%
7Churn & Burn๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Growth dashboard that relabels unsubscribes as 'graduations'. Your funnel has never been fuller.
+380%
8CourseCeption๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
A course on selling courses about selling courses. The funnel is the only product.
+312%
9Buildr.ai๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Vibe-coded productivity for cats. The Stripe of dopamine.
+240%
10EatTheWorld๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Software was supposed to eat the world. This one eats the runway first.
+240%
11LeverageOS๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Specific knowledge, sold non-specifically, on a podcast that loops forever.
+233%
12Flexcel๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Spreadsheet that auto-hides every row that isn't brag-worthy. Losses don't render.
+210%
13Conversion Therapy๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
CRO consulting that fixes your funnel by redefining a bounce as deep engagement.
+95%
14TheMinimalistRound๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Raised at a unicorn valuation, bought it back at a realist one, framed the difference on the wall.
+5%
15OfferYouCanRefuse๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
A grand-slam offer so overloaded with free bonuses that every prospect sprints for the exit. 100% value delivered, 0% closed.
+0%
16Gaslight๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
An anonymous-compliments app that only delivers insults, then sells itself to a company that swears it never bought it.
+0%
17GiveGiveGive๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Gives away so much free value the MRR went negative on purpose โ€” allegedly nine figures in the red. The take is the giveaway.
+0%
18Commitment Issues๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Pushes empty commits at 3am so your contribution graph never goes gray. Therapy sold separately.
+0%
19IdeaDump๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Posts a 'steal this $1M idea' thread every morning. The idea is to post the thread; execution is sold separately as a $99 community.
+0%
20GumRoyale๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
A marketplace that takes a cut of revenue you were never going to make anyway.
-3%
21Mom & Bot๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Audience analytics for founders with two followers. Charts your mom and the bot in real time.
-3%
22GetPoorSlowly๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
A wealth app whose only feature is a podcast telling you to build the app. Seek wealth, not money โ€” find neither.
-5%
23LinkedOut๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
A personal-brand system so optimized that LinkedIn auto-bans you for being a thought leader. Reach zero, conviction total.
-12%
24TimeToBail๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
A venture fund with one thesis: it's time to bail. Wires the check the week before the company dies, then claims the foresight.
-50%
25Coldplay๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Cold-email cannon that fires until exactly one prospect replies 'unsubscribe' โ€” with feeling. That reply is the only conversion.
-60%